"Thanks to George and Mike. I actually figured out that it was TRUMP. He discovered I am Nigerian and is trying to limit my access to quality rendering. I have to do something about him. Oh! I just heard he apologized."
Situation you described is the most hilarious conspiracy theory I have ever heard :D :D :D (please, don't misunderstand it, not meant ironically!) It clearly shows, that except of your great contribution to common good and…"